You’re sitting on a park bench in a park. Families and dogs are milling about. When a very large tiger comes over to your bench and sits down next to you. No one seems to notice a large fury tiger sitting next to you.
He says hello and is obviously friendly. He offers you four things he can do for you but you’re only allowed to choose one.
First, the tiger offers you boxing lessons and puts up his paws.
Second, he offers you dancing classes and stands on his back legs and does a twirl.
Third, he offers to teach you to build your own aeroplane.
Fourth, he offers to put his paws around you, hug and kiss you and love you forever.
Which do you choose and why?